A woman said to another woman - I have a car, a bungalow, what do you have? I will not stop laughing after listening to the answer

To be healthy throughout life, a person should make a habit of laughing in the morning and evening. In today's run-of-the-mill life, a person becomes a victim of mental stress, due to which many diseases surround him. One should keep laughing to avoid mental stress and anxiety.So what's the delay, let's start the process of laughing and laughing...

Chintu holding the hand of the beautiful girl said... Chintu- I love you. You are the most beautiful girl in the world.

Girl- Well, but behind you is standing a more beautiful girl than me.

Chintu- But now to whom should I give this diamond ring? Then the girl also said in a hurry - take, now can't I even joke with my soul !!!

A woman (from another woman) - I have a car, a bungalow, a bank balance, what do you have? The other woman (in a very calm voice) - I have a suit tailored for my wedding 20 years ago, which still fits me

Chintu went to a hotel dinner with his girlfriend.

Chintu- Tell me, baby, what should I order?

Girlfriend- Get a pizza for me and an ambulance for yourself!

Chintu- Hey why ambulance...?

Girlfriend- Look behind your wife is standing.

Girl- what are you doing..?

Boy - I am killing mosquitoes..!

girl - how many were killed..?

girl - Killed five. Three Females and two Males! Girl- How to know who is male and who is female..?

 Boy- Three were sitting at the mirror and two beside the beer.

Mintoo called on number 100 and said – I am getting death threats on the phone.

Inspector- Who is giving?

Tillu - Electricians. It is said that if the bill is not paid, then he will cut it.

Boy - I love you...

 Girl- Do you know the size of my sandal?

Boy- Hut... Already started asking for gifts... I am not giving sandals vandals.

Husband- Why is there anything special?

Wife- Relatives are coming from maternal home

Husband - don't eat my brain, I am busy, who is coming?

Wife- My two younger sisters are coming

Husband - happy - hey darling, your relative means my relative

I will definitely come on time.