🚨 “Unhappy Nation, Happy BJP: How Modi’s party ‘Wins’ Despite Every Failure”
Across india, frustration is boiling over. From ethanol disasters to economic collapse, from vote chori to paper leaks, people are fed up. Add the absurdity of even cricket matches turning into propaganda, and the question writes itself: How does the bjp still ‘win’ elections? Answer: They don’t win — they rig. Here’s the savage breakdown:
1. Ethanol Fiasco: From Fuel to Fool
The ethanol policy that was supposed to save farmers and cut imports ended up burning holes in wallets and fields alike. Citizens say “No thanks, keep your toxic cocktails” while the bjp spins failures as reforms.
2. Foreign Policy: Friends Gone, Enemies Grown
Once hailed as a “global statesman,” Modi now watches as neighbors snub india, allies drift away, and enemies laugh. From canada to the Maldives, the BJP’s foreign policy is just burning bridges at the speed of broadband.
3. Economy: ₹1 = 0 Trust
Inflation soars, rupee crashes, jobs vanish. Yet, the bjp calls this “Amrit Kaal”. For common people, it feels more like “Arre Kaal” — dark times ahead.
4. Vote Chori: Democracy on EMI
Ballot papers are dead, EVMs are god. Somehow, the bjp “wins” even in states where people openly rage against them. Coincidence? Or just Ctrl+EVM = Victory?
5. Paper Leaks: Degrees in Fraud
From UPSC to state exams, paper leaks have destroyed youth dreams. BJP’s response? Silence. For them, education is less about merit and more about managing headlines.
6. IND vs PAK: cricket Hijacked
Once just a sport, now a propaganda circus. Tickets vanish, black-marketing thrives, and nationalism is milked dry. Even cricket fans say, “Stop fixing matches like you fix elections.”
7. The Final Fix: EVM = Every Vote Modi
No matter how angry citizens are, the BJP’s magic trick is simple — load failures into the system, press the button, and ding! — another “historic mandate.” The only thing historic here is the fraud.
⚡ Final Punchline: india is Unhappy, bjp is Unstoppable — Thanks to Rigged Democracy
Ethanol, economy, exams, cricket, foreign policy, everything’s broken. Yet, the bjp declares landslide wins. Because in today’s india, votes don’t count — machines do.
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