Scene: A dramatic political stage, fog machines puffing nationalism, with spotlights swinging between rival party podiums.

Narrator (with theatrical flair):

Once upon a time in the land of perpetual outrage, a storm brewed over a name — not Voldemort, but Savarkar! Yes, Vinayak Damodar Savarkar, the man who seems to haunt every indian political debate like a ghost that refuses to be exorcised.

Enter, uddhav Sena leader – let’s call him The Face-Painter. Armed with righteous indignation and an invisible paintbrush, he thunders, “We shall blacken rahul Gandhi’s face!” – a phrase last popular during the Mughal era, now resurrected for prime-time drama.

The audience gasps.

Cut to congress HQ, where chaos reigns — coffee spills, files fly, and someone yells, “Not again!” The congress spokesperson, donning the official cloak of moral superiority, retorts, “Savarkar? The man who wrote mercy petitions? Let us narrate history, not smear it!”

Narrator (wryly):

And thus began the latest season of "Insult Wars: The Savarkar Saga". Critics call it a tired sequel. Viewers, however, stay tuned — because nothing spices up indian politics like a little black paint and a historical figure with ambiguous footnotes.

Meanwhile, the common man, sipping his chai, wonders aloud, “What about jobs? Prices? Or potholes the size of political egos?”

But hush now, dear citizen — history is at stake! Or at least, the TRPs are.

Curtain falls.
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Sindujaa D N

28/05/2025 08:44 PM