In the glittering world of indian journalism, where facts bend like yoga poses and microphones chase politicians like overeager puppies, ANI stands tall—or rather, stoops low—as the undisputed king of "unbiased" reporting. But oh, the horror! A viral thread by parody pundit @Amockx2022 has exposed the agency's darkest secret: opposition leaders treating their mics like radioactive waste. Picture this: rahul Gandhi, the eternal prince of comebacks, spots an ANI mic lurking like a bad ex. Does he engage? Nah, he ghosts it harder than a Tinder match after one date. "Vote Chor Gaddi Chhor!" he quips twice, sending reporters scampering like they've seen a ghost—or worse, an audit.
Then there's Akhilesh Yadav, dropping truth bombs with the finesse of a stand-up comic: "I don't know how much ANI got, but media's been gifted ₹1700 crore!" Ouch! That's not just an insult; that's a fiscal face-slap. Iltija Mufti joins the roast, declaring "Godi media not allowed—I won't hold ANI mic," as if it's contaminated with cooties. Even Olympic shooter manu Bhaker gets in on the action, kicking the mic out of her car window like it's a stray soccer ball. And let's not forget kapil sibal dismantling ANI's Smita Prakash on her own podcast: "You are factually incorrect!" Boom—fact-checked by a lawyer, the ultimate mic drop.
This thread isn't just a compilation; it's a symphony of snubs, a masterclass in media mockery. ANI, once the darling of power corridors, now reduced to chasing soundbites like a beggar at a banquet. Critics (read: everyone not on payroll) hail it as proof of "pliable journalism," where loyalty trumps literacy. But hey, ANI, chin up! Maybe next time, try disguising your mics as something less repulsive—like actual news. In a nation where satire is survival, this thread reminds us: when the opposition bites back, the Godi pack howls. Share widely, folks—before ANI sues for emotional damages.
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