75 Years, 75 Lies: Modi’s True Birthday Legacy 🎂🚩


Forget cakes and candles — the only thing that’s been burning for the last decade is India’s patience. To celebrate Modi’s 75th birthday, here’s the ultimate gift: a list of his Top 75 Lies that aged worse than his whatsapp forwards.



🧾 The Lie-o-Meter: Modi’s 75 Greatest Hits of Fiction


1. Demonetization killed black money.
Reality: 99.3% of notes returned. The only thing that vanished was people’s savings and lives.


2. 2 crore jobs per year.
Reality: We got a 45-year-high unemployment rate. So much for “Achhe Din.”


3. congress will snatch Hindu women’s mangalsutras.
Reality: Straight out of whatsapp University syllabus.


4. “Muslims' first right to resources.”
Reality: Conveniently cropped manmohan Singh’s speech. Oscar-level editing.


5. Aadhaar cleaned crores of fake beneficiaries.
Reality: zero credible data. Jumla as usual.


6. $130 billion FDI.
Reality: Inflated figures, cooked like gujarat Model statistics.


7. “No terror attacks under my watch.”
Reality: uri 2016, Pulwama 2019 — selective amnesia, prime minister edition.


8. Electoral bonds are transparent.
Reality: Even the supreme court laughed, then banned them.


9. omar abdullah earthquake prediction.
Reality: Quake was only in the bjp IT cell’s brain.


10. No NRC talk.
Reality: bjp manifesto + amit Shah’s speeches = receipts.


11. $5 trillion economy by 2024.
Reality: We’re still at $3.5 trillion. Guess GDP = “Godi Development Propaganda.”


12. ₹15 lakh in every account.
Reality: Not even 15 paise showed up.


13. GST is the world’s lowest tax.
Reality: Lie. Other countries laugh while we cry, filing returns.


14. congress gifted the island to Sri Lanka.
Reality: RTI said nope. But facts are irrelevant when bhakts clap.


15. Asia’s largest solar project in India.
Reality: china already had a bigger one. But who cares? We have bhajans.


16. wallet PLATFORM' target='_blank' title='digital-Latest Updates, Photos, Videos are a click away, CLICK NOW'>digital camera & email in 1988.
Reality: Time traveler Modi spotted! 🤯


17. Vajpayee started India’s first metro.
Reality: kolkata did decades earlier. Geography isn’t strong in the gujarat Model.


18. Congress-Pakistan conspiracy dinner.
Reality: Just people eating biryani. Jumla spotted.


19. Congress's inheritance tax hoax.
Reality: The Manifesto never mentioned it. Straight from WhatsApp.


20. karnataka congress gave illegal reservations.
Reality: Based on socio-economic data. But caste politics is a bjp monopoly.


21. COVID cases will drop to 1,000 by May 2020.
Reality: They skyrocketed. Astrology > epidemiology in Modi Sarkar.


22. lockdown saved India.
Reality: It killed migrants, businesses, and jobs. But hey, we got “Go Corona Go” claps.


23. “No new COVID cases after May 2020.”
Reality: Second wave carnage. oxygen gone, lies unlimited.


24. caa isn’t linked to NRC.
Reality: government documents say otherwise. Jumla gymnastics at its peak.


25. NPR ≠ NRC.
Reality: NPR is the baby NRC. Modi just didn’t want to admit paternity.


26. Northeast culture untouched by CAA.
Reality: local protests say otherwise. But in Modi-land, dissent = anti-national.


27. “I stopped the ukraine war for indian students.”
Reality: No one in ukraine even noticed. But bhakts forwarded it proudly.


28. “Pakistan stopped fighting because of me.”
Reality: ISPR was probably rolling on the floor laughing.


29. 16 raided firms donated 67% to the opposition.
Reality: Nope, bjp was the biggest beneficiary. raid & reward scheme unlocked.


30. rahul gandhi stopped attacking Adani-Ambani.
Reality: He still does. But Modi needed a bedtime story for bhakts.


31. congress manifesto = property seizure.
Reality: Another whatsapp forward turned into a PM speech.


32. Muslims = “infiltrators with more children.”
Reality: Data shows Muslim fertility declining faster than that of Hindus. But who cares? Fear sells votes.


33. Black money back in 100 days.
Reality: Only black humour came back.


34. 100 smart cities by 2023.
Reality: Most are still PowerPoint slides. “Smart” = Excel presentation.


35. Doubling farmer incomes by 2022.
Reality: Doubled only in speeches. In reality, farmer suicides doubled.


36. Housing for all by 2022.
Reality: Millions are still homeless. But Modi’s new house is ready. Priorities.


37. petrol at ₹35/liter.
Reality: Crossed ₹100. But bhakts happily ride scooters chanting “Jai Shri Ram.”


38. Corruption-free India.
Reality: Electoral Bonds, Adani, ED raids on opposition only. Anti-corruption died in 2014.


39. Strong rupee.
Reality: ₹59 → ₹88/USD. Rupee got “Acche Din” too.


40. Inflation down.
Reality: Vegetables became luxury goods. onion > iPhone.


41. Separate toilets for girls in every school by 2015.
Reality: Still missing in thousands. Toilet promise flushed.


42. 18,500 villages electrified in 1,000 days.
Reality: Exaggerated. Villages had poles, not electricity.


43. Solar growth 116%.
Reality: Actual = 95%. Math was also outsourced to the Jumla factory.


44. Sugarcane dues cleared in UP.
Reality: ₹2,700 crore unpaid. Farmers are still waiting.


45. MUDRA loans created jobs.
Reality: 90% loans under ₹50k. Enough to buy chai, not jobs.


46. indian passport = most respected.
Reality: Ranked 65th globally. Even nepal gets fewer visa rejections.


47. Swachh Bharat saved 3 lakh kids’ lives.
Reality: WHO said nope. But good for photo-ops with broom.


48. 100 GW of renewables achieved.
Reality: Target = 175 GW. Jumla math again.


49. Forest cover increased.
Reality: 19% tree loss. Trees cut, lies planted.


50. Ganesha’s head proves ancient plastic surgery.
Reality: Pseudoscience 101. AIIMS not amused.


51. Bhajans cure malnutrition.
Reality: Tell that to starving children. Jumla > nutrition.


52. Demonetization stopped riots.
Reality: It only stopped the economy. Riots found new fuel.


53. Cargo handling grew only under the BJP.
Reality: UPA also had peaks. Selective amnesia again.


54. DBT = Modi invention.
Reality: UPA launched it in 2013. Modi just rebranded.


55. Emailed colour photos in 1987.
Reality: Science says impossible. Modi says it's possible. Who’s right?


56. Airstrike clouds hid radars.
Reality: Pilots said the weather was clear. PM = weather expert, apparently.


57. caa is not discriminatory.
Reality: Excludes Muslims openly. Jhoot + gaslighting combo.


58. No detention centres in India.
Reality: assam says hi. Modi says bye.


59. Farm bills raise incomes.
Reality: Farmers protested for a year. Modi repealed. Farmers 1, Jumla 0.


60. 10% GDP stimulus package.
Reality: Mostly old schemes recycled. Jumla accounting.


61. ED is independent.
Reality: Raids 95% opposition. Coincidence? Sure.


62. congress only cares about family.
Reality: Modi is obsessed with the Ambani-Adani family.


63. Modi fights corruption alone.
Reality: Shook hands with ajit pawar hours after calling him corrupt.


64. congress settled infiltrators in Jharkhand.
Reality: No evidence. But “infiltrator” = Modi’s favourite word.


65. Congress-RJD siphoned poor’s money.
Reality: DBT predates Modi. He just trademarked it.


66. Free ration for every poor household.
Reality: Delivery gaps everywhere. But PR delivery 100%.


67. congress endangered Bihar's identity with infiltration.
Reality: Fear-mongering, nothing else.


68. Nehru betrayed the Northeast in 1962.
Reality: history distorted. Modi version = fiction.


69. congress sprinkled salt on wounds.
Reality: Jumla storytelling. No evidence.


70. Infiltrators assault women, change demographics.
Reality: No data. Just whatsapp forwards.


71. Demography mission frees india from infiltrators.
Reality: Basically, divide & rule 2.0.


72. GST miracle by Modi.
Reality: Took 17 years, UPA laid the groundwork. Modi took credit.


73. Roads & railways double speed.
Reality: Growth already peaked under the UPA. Another rebranded jumla.


74. 2 crore LPG stoves distributed.
Reality: Refills are too expensive, so many went back to wood.


75. Cooking gas subsidies saved ₹15,000 crore.
Reality: Inflated claims. Real saving = PR headlines.



🎂 Modi @ 75: A Career Built on 75 Lies

From ₹15 lakh dreams to emailing colour photos in 1987, every lie has been bigger, bolder, and dumber than the last. If truth had a passport, it would have left india in 2014.


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17/09/2025 09:28 AM