navratri is supposed to be nine nights of devotion, fasting, and cultural celebration. But in today’s India, those nine nights have turned into a festival of commerce, lust, and hypocrisy.
Condom sales have smashed records this navratri — and it’s no coincidence. The Garba events that were once about tradition and devotion are now mega-ticket parties where you pay anywhere between ₹2,000 and ₹15,000 to enter, dance, mingle, and often leave with strangers.
And when anyone dares question the commodification of Hindu festivals, the counter is instant: “Don’t question our hinduism, you Pakistani 🤡.”
Meanwhile, bjp governments are busy banning eggs in mid-day meals for “culture’s sake,” but sex without eggs during Navratri? Perfectly fine. The hypocrisy is nauseating.
1. Condom Sales > Cultural Sales
This navratri, Durex outsold devotion. Record-breaking sales prove what people are actually doing after Garba nights. Spoiler: It isn’t chanting bhajans.
2. Garba Becomes Tinder with Dhol
The dance floor is no longer about goddess worship — it’s about hookups. Garba has become Tinder in ethnic wear, swipe right with dandiya sticks.
3. Pay-to-Pray or Pay-to-Play?
From ₹2,000 to ₹15,000 tickets, organisers have converted devotion into a money-minting circus. The gods aren’t the focus; the profits are.
4. Culture Hijacked by Commerce
These events are packaged as “Hindu pride” but are really commercial meat markets. Organisers don’t care about faith — only the fat bottom line.
5. Eggs Banned, But sex Blessed?
bjp governments lose their minds over eggs in school lunches during Navratri. But condoms flying off shelves during Navratri? Silence. Convenient hypocrisy at its peak.
6. The Devotion-Desire Balance Sheet
Morning: temple, bhajans, fasting. Evening: Garba, hookups, and condom sales. The new “balance” of modern devotion is half-god, half-grind.
7. Rational Voices Silenced
Anyone questioning this circus is immediately branded anti-Hindu or even Pakistani. A cheap tactic to suppress any critique of the money-and-sex machinery hiding behind saffron flags.
8. Navratri or Naughty-Ratri?
The festival has become less about the goddess and more about gratification. A culture once rooted in devotion now sells tickets, alcohol (under the table), and condoms.
👉 Navratri has been hijacked — not by outsiders, not by other religions, but by blind commerce and hypocrisy.
👉 When condoms sell faster than coconuts at temples, it’s clear: devotion is no longer the driving force of these nine nights.
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