
- Congrats, You Just Made Lord Murugan a Background Actor
Fans edited Vijay holding the vel and glowing fireball inside Murugan’s sacred cave. Bro literally demoted a 3000-year-old deity to “extra in my Thalapathy poster”. - Even Satan Tweeted: “Chill da, this is next level”
The edit is so shameless that r/atheismindia called it “the fastest way to make atheists believe in divine punishment”. - Priests at Batu Caves Considering Exorcism on december 27
Temple official (off-record): “We booked the venue for audio launch, not for human sacrifice of common sense.” - Vijay Fans New Prayer:
“Om Thalapathyaya Namaha
GOAT is real, Leo was peak
Please replace all six faces of Murugan with beard-phase Vijay.”
– Certified cult behaviour. - Other Fandoms Are Eating Good Tonight
Ajith fans dropping memes faster than AK bikes on ECR.
Rajini fans just sipping coffee, saying, “1990s called, even we had limits”. - Malaysia Tourism Board Emergency Meeting
Agenda item #1: How to stop tamil fans from turning every sacred site into a Thalapathy shrine before Dec 27. - Vijay Himself Is Reportedly Mortified
Insider: “Anna saw the edit and said ‘Delete pannunga da… full cringe da’ but fans heard ‘Double poster release pannunga’.” - Tamil Nadu temple Entry Rules 2025 (Proposed by Public)
- No phones
- No cutouts
- No delusional fans who think their actor is the second coming of Kartikeya
- The Real GOAT Move Would Be…
Vijay personally apologizes and tells fans to stop this circus. But we all know that’s not happening in this timeline. - Final Verdict From Lord Murugan (Imaginary whatsapp Forward):
“I fought Soorapadman with one vel.
Now I need 6 to fight these Vijay fan pages.
Someone tag @thalapathyvijay – control your monkeys before I descend myself.”
Well played, kings. Well played.


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