In a move that left even the peacocks speechless, Vijay fans have officially declared war on Hindu gods by photoshopping “Jana Nayagan” Thalapathy Vijay into Murugar’s sacred cave temple in Malaysia, complete with vel and glowing fireball.
  1. Congrats, You Just Made Lord Murugan a Background Actor
    Fans edited Vijay holding the vel and glowing fireball inside Murugan’s sacred cave. Bro literally demoted a 3000-year-old deity to “extra in my Thalapathy poster”.


  2. Even Satan Tweeted: “Chill da, this is next level”
    The edit is so shameless that r/atheismindia called it “the fastest way to make atheists believe in divine punishment”.


  3. Priests at Batu Caves Considering Exorcism on december 27
    Temple official (off-record): “We booked the venue for audio launch, not for human sacrifice of common sense.”


  4. Vijay Fans New Prayer:
    “Om Thalapathyaya Namaha
    GOAT is real, Leo was peak
    Please replace all six faces of Murugan with beard-phase Vijay.”
    – Certified cult behaviour.


  5. Other Fandoms Are Eating Good Tonight
    Ajith fans dropping memes faster than AK bikes on ECR.
    Rajini fans just sipping coffee, saying, “1990s called, even we had limits”.


  6. Malaysia Tourism Board Emergency Meeting
    Agenda item #1: How to stop tamil fans from turning every sacred site into a Thalapathy shrine before Dec 27.


  7. Vijay Himself Is Reportedly Mortified
    Insider: “Anna saw the edit and said ‘Delete pannunga da… full cringe da’ but fans heard ‘Double poster release pannunga’.”


  8. Tamil Nadu temple Entry Rules 2025 (Proposed by Public)  
    • No phones  
    • No cutouts  
    • No delusional fans who think their actor is the second coming of Kartikeya

  9. The Real GOAT Move Would Be…
    Vijay personally apologizes and tells fans to stop this circus. But we all know that’s not happening in this timeline.


  10. Final Verdict From Lord Murugan (Imaginary whatsapp Forward):

    “I fought Soorapadman with one vel.
    Now I need 6 to fight these Vijay fan pages.
    Someone tag @thalapathyvijay – control your monkeys before I descend myself.”
Dec 27 audio launch hasn’t even started, and Vijay fans have already secured their place in the “Most Embarrassing Fandom of the Decade” hall of fame.

Well played, kings. Well played. IHGIHG


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