delhi is wrapped in toxic smog, AQI numbers look like exam marks of an underperforming student, and the lungs of 3 crore residents are begging for mercy. But amidst this environmental emergency, a spectacularly tone-deaf subset of urban communists arrived at pollution protests only to… praise Naxals.
Yes.
While the air is turning grey, they’re turning red — not from anger, but from romanticising banned terrorist outfits like they’re some Pinterest model for sustainable living.
It’s not activism anymore.
It’s performance art — unintentionally hilarious and painfully irrelevant.
1️⃣ delhi Is Dying, And Urban Comrades Are Doing a TED Talk on Maoism
people came to protest the PM2.5 levels.
Comrades came to protest their own irrelevance.
Within 30 seconds:
“Comrade Hidma amar rahe!”
Because apparently, praising a CPI-Maoist commander solves pollution.
2️⃣ The Legendary ‘Essay on Horse’ Strategy: Their Only Skillset
For decades, some people learnt only one ideological essay — Communism.
Topic given: Pollution.
Their response:
“Pollution has four letters… horse has five… speaking of horses, Naxals ride horses of revolution…”
Boom.
Full essay on Maoism.
Zero logic.
Zero context.
Peak comedy.
3️⃣ delhi AQI: 450. Urban Leftists: ‘Let’s Promote a Terror Group.’
The entire city is coughing like an asthmatic engine.
Schools shutting down.
Flights delayed.
Doctors begging for masks.
And these geniuses think the moment calls for:
“Naxal governance model is sustainable!”
Yes, bro, sustainable — mainly because there are no industries, no economy, and no development to pollute anything.
4️⃣ Maoists Kill Tribals, Teachers, CRPF Jawans — But Urban Activists Treat Them Like Eco-Friendly Influencers
The same Maoists who:
Burn schools
Extort tribal families
Kill jawans
Destroy roads
Attack ambulances
Are they suddenly icons of sustainability?
If ignorance emitted smoke, india wouldn’t need factories.
5️⃣ The Activist Ecosystem That Becomes Its Own Enemy
Urban comrades don’t need opponents.
They sabotage themselves better than any rival party ever could.
One irrelevant rant at a time.
One misplaced slogan at a pollution protest.
One “Hidma amar rahe” away from political extinction.
6️⃣ Protest Pollution? Sure. But Why Let Logic Ruin the Drama?
A normal protester:
“Stop stubble burning. Regulate industries. Improve public transport.”
Urban comrades:
“Lal Salaam! Naxal model is revolutionary!”
These are not arguments.
These are WhatsApp forwards that came to life.
7️⃣ The Final Punch: delhi Wants Clean Air. Not Maoist Fan Fiction.
people showed up for lungs.
Comrades showed up for ideology cosplay.
While the city gasps, these activists hijack the stage to glorify banned outfits irrelevant to the issue.
It’s not just misplaced.
It’s embarrassing.
It’s the political equivalent of answering “horse” in every exam until the examiner closes the paper out of pity.
🔥 FINAL TAKE
Delhi’s pollution crisis deserves seriousness.
Instead, it gets slogans for terrorists.
Urban comrades aren’t fighting the system.
They’re fighting their own need to stay relevant — and losing spectacularly.
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