A sessions court toilet just became ground zero for India's judicial shame. Additional Sessions Judge Aejazuddin Kazi sent his clerk to corner a litigant mid-pee: cough up ₹25 lakh for a "favorable order," later slashed to ₹15 lakh like a cheap bazaar haggle. Litigant records everything, acb sets up a sting, clerk grabs cash, sings like a canary ("Judge sahab ke kehne par"), judge panics with 20+ desperate calls, then vanishes when acb raids his home. 559K views on X and counting. This isn't a scandal — it's the standard operating procedure of India's lower courts, now exposed in all its filthy glory.

1. The Toilet Pitch: Where Justice Literally Goes Down the Drain

Hearing in progress. Judge adjourns for "nature break." Clerk follows litigant into the loo, whispers: "Judge sahab ka khayal rakh lo, case aapka favor mein." ₹25 lakh opening bid. Man refuses. Two days later, the phone rings: "Soch lo, baad mein mat rona." Price drops to ₹15 lakh. Same script playing in every district court shithouse across India.

2. Sting Execution: Clerk Caught, Judge Exposed, Then Ghosts

Litigant contacts ACB. Fake agreement. Marked notes handed over. Clerk grabs bag, gets cuffed, immediately spills: "Judge sahab ke order pe kiya." acb calls the judge from the clerk's phone: "Paise mil gaye." Judge: "Good, kal mujhe de dena." Next morning: clerk in jail, judge's house locked, phone switched off. Absconding 101.

3. The Clerk Cartel: Real Rulers of Lower Courts

Everyone knows it, no one says it: judges don't touch cash. Clerks, peons, and typists do the dirty work. They quote rates, collect installments, delay files if you balk, and fast-track if you pay. Caught clerk always takes the fall alone. Judge claims "rogue employee," transfers posting, continues business. Rinse, repeat, ruin lives.

4. Absconding Judge Kazi: New poster Boy for Judicial Cowardice

Shades, moustache, smug pavilion photo — that's your "Honourable" Aejazuddin Kazi. Now India's most wanted magistrate. 20+ panic calls to trapped clerk, then poof — gone. Not suspended, not arrested, just missing. Standard playbook: hide for months, get bail, get promoted. Atul Subhash's suicide note called out the same rot. Nothing changed. Nothing ever does.

5. National Disease: 90% Lower Judiciary on the Take

X comments pouring in: "Happened to my mausi in lucknow — ₹3 lakh demanded." "8 years, paid nothing, still no date." "90% corrupt, 10% honest suffering." Same story from UP to mp to Bihar. Files disappear, dates vanish, the poor get crushed, the rich walk free. This one case went viral only because the victim had balls and a phone recorder. Millions don't.

6. Verdict: The System Is the Scam

India has 50 million pending cases because delay itself is the punishment for the poor and the business model for the corrupt. Kazi isn't the exception — he's the rule. Until judges can be FIR-ed without their own permission, until clerks are banned from litigant contact, until CCTV in every chamber and toilet, this filth continues. One absconding judge won't fix it. Burn the whole rotten floor. Or keep pretending "justice" exists for anyone without cash in hand.
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SIBY JEYYA

18/11/2025 10:35 AM