🎬 Bollywood Called, bjp Took the Role: Top 5 Naataks by Modi’s Party
If governance were an art, the BJP would fail. But if drama was the subject, they’d be winning Oscars every year. From crying on cue to playing the eternal victim, bjp leaders have turned indian politics into a theatre of absurdity. Here’s a countdown of the Top 5 Bollywood-level Naataks delivered by the ruling party:
1. dilip Jaiswal’s Crying Scene (Bihar Special)
The BJP’s bihar president dilip Jaiswal, accused in a murder case, broke down in tears during Modi’s speech. Not for justice, not for farmers, not for jobs — but for his boss’s hollow words. Someone call karan johar, because this scene had more glycerin than governance.
2. Modi’s 2014 “Acche Din” Trailer
Remember the blockbuster promise of “₹15 lakh in every account”? It was marketed like a salman khan Eid release. people bought tickets, popcorn, and hope — only to realize it was a trailer for a movie that never existed. Pure bollywood masala.
3. The “56-Inch Chest” Action Thriller
Every speech highlights Modi’s 56-inch chest. Great for a Sunny Deol-style action flick, but useless when china strolls into indian territory. It’s like watching a hero flex in slow motion while the villain takes away the heroine (Ladakh).
4. The Farm Laws U-Turn Melodrama
First, the bjp forced farm laws on the country. When farmers protested for a year, the government played the villain, branding them “anti-nationals.” Finally, they repealed the laws with a dramatic apology scene straight out of a climax where the villain suddenly repents. Oscar-worthy overacting.
5. Demonetisation: The Dark Comedy
In 2016, Modi announced demonetisation as the ultimate weapon against black money and terrorism. people stood in endless queues, lives were lost, and businesses collapsed. Years later, RBI admitted most banned notes returned to the system. A tragicomedy that even bollywood scriptwriters would reject as too far-fetched.
👉 Final Verdict:
BJP has mastered the art of naatak but failed the test of neta-giri. Theatrics keep making headlines, but india keeps sinking deeper into unemployment, inflation, and inequality. In this theatre, the leaders are actors, the citizens are the audience, and sadly, the nation is the joke.
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