Narendra Modi projects himself as Vishwaguru — the world’s teacher, the guiding light of global leadership. But nothing exposes the hollow reality of that claim more than his recent stunt: tweeting in seven different languages — Arabic, French, English, Hebrew, Russian, Spanish, Mandarin — just to please Donald Trump.


This wasn’t diplomacy. This was desperation. This wasn’t global leadership. This was Majnu-level pining, with Modi reducing himself to a multilingual fanboy.


When a leader of 1.4 billion people grovels before a disgraced foreign politician, it doesn’t just look absurd — it makes india look small. Forget Vishwaguru. This is ChuswaGuru behaviour.



1. Seven Languages, One Master: Trump

Arabic, French, English, Hebrew, Russian, Spanish, Mandarin — all rolled out not for india, not for global causes, but for one man: Donald Trump. Modi’s love letter wasn’t multilingual diplomacy. It was a multilingual surrender.


2. Vishwaguru? More Like Global Groveler

A true world leader doesn’t need to bend and scrape in seven languages. But Modi’s PR machine thought nothing screams “guru” like “please love me back, Donald.” Hollow nationalism, exposed in high definition.


3. Majnu-Level Obsession

Even Majnu, the legendary lover, didn’t chase laila with this much desperation. Modi’s devotion to trump has gone beyond diplomacy into Bollywood-style tragic romance. Except here, the tragedy is India’s dignity.


4. Trump Didn’t Exactly Treat india Well

This is the cruel irony. trump mocked India’s air pollution, threatened tariffs, pushed hostile policies, and treated Modi like a stage prop at “Howdy Modi.” And yet Modi can’t stop showering him with love. It’s political Stockholm syndrome.


5. Nationalism Dies in Multilingual Bhakti

Modi and the bjp love to scream “self-respect,” “national pride,” “atmanirbhar.” But what self-respect is left when the PM of india is bending over backwards in seven foreign languages to court a man who insulted india repeatedly?


6. Propaganda Masquerading as Leadership

This multilingual stunt wasn’t global statesmanship. It was pure PR propaganda — designed to project Modi as an international leader, but exposing him instead as a leader obsessed with image, not substance.


7. From Vishwaguru to ChuswaGuru

When a leader of india humiliates himself by fawning in seven languages for one failed US politician, the “Vishwaguru” mask falls apart. What remains is a ChuswaGuru — someone who clings, begs, and grovels under the weight of his own propaganda.


Closing Punch

The tragedy of Modi’s Vishwaguru fantasy is that it could have been a moment for india to project genuine confidence on the world stage. Instead, we got a multilingual circus of Trump-bhakti.


This isn’t global leadership. This is a global embarrassment.


From Vishwaguru to ChuswaGuru — the fall couldn’t be sharper.

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