GOOGLE JUST HIJACKED YOUR INBOX — KILL THIS BEFORE YOUR EMAILS train THEIR AI OVERLORDThey flipped the switch in october 2025. No warning. No consent. Your emails, attachments, and drunken confessions are now Gemini’s free lunch. Here’s the savage, no-fluff takedown:

  • Auto-enrolled like a mafia protection racket
    Smart Features are turned ON by default. Your entire inbox now feeds Google’s AI. Lawsuit filed Nov 12 calls it straight-up illegal snooping.
  • Spellcheck held hostage
    Turn it off, and google rips away basic autocorrect. Extortion level: nuclear.
  • Nudges = stalker mode
    Gmail scans everything to nag you about “forgotten” replies. Disable in Settings → General → Nudges. It will beg you to turn it back on like a toxic ex.
  • Smart Reply = canned corporate voice
    Those lazy one-tap replies? Built on your private data. Torch them in the same menu.
  • Conversation view bundled with the poison
    Kill Smart Features and threading can break. Choose raw email chaos over AI surveillance.
  • Workspace users: your company just got drafted too
    Drive, Meet, Chat — all slurped unless you hunt the hidden toggle.
  • EU/UK/Japan/Switzerland are already saved by law
    Everyone else: You’re the unpaid data slave. mobile path: Settings → [your email] → scroll → OFF. Desktop: General tab → google Workspace link → slaughter it.
  • 47K retweets, 5M views, class-action incoming
    The internet is raging. Be the rage, not the fuel.
Do it right now, or every future “smart” feature will quote your 2 a.m. regrets verbatim.
Privacy isn’t dead — it’s just waiting for you to stop bending over.
Kill the switch. Starve the beast. Move.

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