In today’s india, facts don’t matter. economics doesn’t matter. Jobs don’t matter. What matters is “narrative”—the bhakt’s ability to twist every crisis into a Modi masterstroke. Whether it’s H1B chaos in the US, Russian oil dependence, dollar fluctuations, or Chabahar port geopolitics, there’s one constant: no matter what happens, india supposedly benefits.

This isn’t policy. This isn’t a strategy. This is pure propaganda gymnastics—a reality where every loss is a victory, every problem is an opportunity, and every Modi silence is “Chanakya Niti.”

Here’s how the “Masterstroke Machine” works, in all its absurd glory.

1. H1B Up? Great for India. H1B Down? Even Better.

Lakhs of indians thrive abroad? india wins. Lakhs of indians are forced to return jobless? Also, india wins—because of  “brain gain.” Translation: Modi cannot lose, even if you lose your job.

2. Tariffs High? Genius Strategy. Tariffs Low? Genius Strategy.

If the US raises tariffs, it’s proof india is “self-reliant.” If tariffs fall, it’s a boon for exports.” Basically, whatever trump or Biden does, Modi gets credit.

3. Russian Oil? Visionary. No Russian Oil? Visionary.

Buying cheap oil from russia makes india “smart.” Stopping Russian oil (if the US forces it) will also be spun as “Modi’s global statesmanship.” Either way, you clap.

4. Chabahar Port Built? Modi’s Geopolitical Genius. Blocked? Modi’s Smart Diplomacy.

If india builds the port, it’s a “strategic win.” If the US blocks it, it’s still a win—because “India showed restraint.”

5. Dollar Up? Modi Planned It. Dollar Down? Modi Planned It Too.

If the rupee weakens, it helps exporters. If it strengthens, it helps importers. Bhakts will tell you: “See? Modi thought of everything.”

6. US Imports Rise? Great for IT. US Imports Fall? Great for Make in India.

Whether America buys more or less, Modi somehow foresaw both scenarios. Because who needs data when you have blind faith?

7. US Manufacturing Onshore? Modi Wins. Offshore? Modi Wins.

If the US builds factories at home, Bhakts will say it validates “Atmanirbhar Bharat.” If jobs move abroad, they’ll say it’s proof that Modi’s IT diplomacy worked. Either way, applause.

8. US vs China? india Benefits. US + China? india Also Benefits.

If America sanctions China, india is the “alternative hub.” If America partners with China, india is the “trusted balancer.” Basically, India benefits from anything—even when it doesn’t.

9. The Bhakt Moral of the Story: Modi = Masterstroke. Always.

Reality can collapse, jobs can vanish, the economy can bleed—but the bhakt’s brain will still scream: “Masterstroke!”

👉 Bottom Line:
This isn’t a strategy. This is cult economics, where truth bends to blind devotion. No matter what the world throws at india, bhakts will claim it’s all part of Modi’s “11D chess.” But in the real world, when 2 lakh families lose jobs or when trade collapses, the only “masterstroke” is how effectively this government has trained people to cheer for their own suffering.