Dear Politicians of India,
You love to shower us with freebies—cycles, TVs, gas cylinders, even Wi-Fi. But here’s a small, humble request from the very citizens who pay for all your drama: can we, for once, get a bribe-free government office?
Here’s why your “freebie politics” is a joke until you fix corruption:
1. Free Gas Doesn’t Help When the Officer Wants a Cut for the Connection
What’s the point of a free cylinder if the local official won’t approve it without a chai-paani bribe?
2. Free Wi-Fi Won’t Download Corruption-Free Certificates
Sure, thanks for the free internet. But how about using it to apply for a driver’s license without greasing someone’s palm?
3. Reservations Don’t Matter if the Clerk Wants His ‘Fee’ Anyway
You fight over caste quotas every election, but the same quota student still has to pay a bribe to get their scholarship cleared. Where’s the justice?
4. Free Cycles Won’t Help on Roads Full of Potholes (and Bribes)
Go ahead, give away cycles. But what’s the use when even fixing a pothole requires a contractor’s bribe to get cleared?
5. Bribes Are the Real Freebie—For You, Not Us
Let’s be honest. Bribes keep your system alive, fund your elections, and protect your loyal babus. You’ll never kill the culture because it’s your biggest “scheme.”
🔥 Bottom Line: Dear Netas, stop treating indians like beggars who’ll sell their dignity for a free fan or TV. We don’t want your scraps—we want a system where a citizen can walk into a government office and get work done without stuffing cash in an envelope. Until then, all your freebies are just glitter on garbage.
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