If there’s one thing the world can rely on, it’s Donald Trump’s unreliable mood swings. One day, he’s calling America a “dead economy,” the next day, he’s boasting about it being the “greatest in history.” Now, with India, he’s swinging from tariff tantrums to best friend forever. Let’s break down his emotional rollercoaster — Trump-style.
1. Trade Talks or Therapy Sessions?
When trump says, “I am pleased to announce…,” you almost expect him to follow up with, “I’ve finally decided to forgive China, too.” His trade tweets often sound less like policy and more like therapy notes.
2. Best Friends Forever… Until Next Week
This week, PM Modi is Trump’s “very good friend.” Next week, who knows? Maybe “a tough negotiator,” or worse, “unfair to America.” It’s like being in a toxic whatsapp group — constant praise, followed by ghosting.
3. Great Country or Dead Economy?
trump once called the U.S. economy “the best in history” — until he didn’t. Then it was “dead,” only to be resurrected again as “the greatest comeback ever.” Honestly, Jesus had fewer resurrections.
4. Negotiations = Netflix Drama
With trump, negotiations aren’t about trade; they’re about ratings. If the talks go well, he’ll tweet “Historic Deal!” If not, expect “Worst Agreement Ever! Very Unfair!” Either way, popcorn-worthy.
5. America First… But Mood First, Always
Policy consistency? Nah. What really drives Trump’s decisions is whether he woke up on the “Fox & Friends” side of the bed or the “CNN is Fake News” side. That’s the real foreign policy doctrine.
6. From Threats to Hugs in 280 Characters
Trump’s twitter feed is like a bollywood plot: drama, betrayal, tears, and sudden reconciliation. One day tariffs, next day handshakes. At this point, Modi must be thinking: Bhai, tu theek hai na?
📅 Trump Mood Calendar: A Week in Tweets
Monday: “America’s economy is DEAD. Thanks, Fake News!”
Tuesday: “Best economy ever in history. No one has done more than I.”
Wednesday: “My very good friend Modi. Incredible leader. Great country!”
Thursday: “India treats America VERY unfairly. Total disaster!”
Friday: “China loves me. Xi is a great friend. Trade deal coming soon.”
Saturday: “China is CHEATING us. Worst deal in history! Very unfair.”
Sunday: “Golfing. Nobody golfs better than me. Everyone says so.”
7. Conclusion: The Trump-o-Meter
Forget Wall Street indexes — the real indicator of global stability is Trump’s mood. Today: “Great Countries!” Tomorrow: “Total Disaster!” Someone please build a trump Mood App; world leaders clearly need it.
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