In a thrilling episode of “You Thought You Got Away?”, the glorious chariot of modern rebellion, Vehicle No. DL2CAX2964, has now achieved celebrity status with 3 pending challans under its belt. Move over Fast & Furious – we’ve got Slow & Curious right here in Delhi.

A text alert, sent in the tone of an HR doing you a favour right after marking you absent, read:"Your Vehicle no DL2CAX2964 has 3 challans pending, kindly pay the challan on time and avoid any such violation next time."

Wow. Thank you, wallet PLATFORM' target='_blank' title='digital-Latest Updates, Photos, Videos are a click away, CLICK NOW'>digital India. The nation owes you a debt. Much like the vehicle owner owes ₹500 for parking like Picasso and overspeeding at a mind-blowing 43 km/hr in a 40 zone.

And let’s not forget the "kindly" — the passive-aggressive word every indian fears. It's right up there with “Please adjust” and “For your kind information.”

Now, we know what you’re thinking. Three challans? In this economy? That’s practically an investment portfolio. Maybe one day these will be like NFTs. “Here’s a snapshot of my 2023 wrong turn near Karol Bagh — limited edition.”

But dear DL2CAX2964, your time in the limelight must end. The government, in all its mercy, asks you to stop being a menace and start being a model citizen. Or at least a citizen who knows where to park and when to stop for a red light.

So go forth, dear violator. Click that magical “Pay Now” button, and let the ₹300 + ₹500 + ₹100 (for reasons even the constable can’t explain) go into the treasury.

Let’s make delhi roads safer — one sarcastic notification at a time.

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03/07/2025 11:34 AM