Patriotism is a fine dish. But when tamil Nadu hoteliers tried cooking it, they served up a plate of pure foolishness. They boycotted Coke, Pepsi, McDonald’s, KFC, Swiggy, and zomato — all to punish donald trump for his tariffs. Instead of hurting America, they ended up writing the comedy script of the year. Here’s the breakdown:
1. Taking on trump with… Pepsi Bottles
The hoteliers really thought donald trump would tremble in his golden tower because chennai hotels stopped stocking Pepsi. Newsflash: for America’s trillion-dollar economy, this boycott is like throwing a paper plane at a Boeing 747. Spoiler alert — it doesn’t even scratch the paint.
2. The Boomerang of Stupidity
Guess who owns those McDonald’s and KFC franchises in tamil Nadu? Not Joe Biden. Not Donald Trump. local Tamils. So in their bid to “punish America,” hoteliers managed to kneecap their own brothers. Bravo, patriots — you fired at Washington and shot yourselves squarely in the backside.
3. maldives Already Taught Us This Lesson
When Modi played his lakshadweep card against the maldives, honeymoon packages collapsed, Malé panicked, and then delhi bailed them out with millions in aid. The boycott lasted as long as a politician’s promise. tamil Nadu hoteliers apparently skipped that episode and are now proudly reinventing the same failed wheel.
4. Déjà Vu with Made-in-China Fireworks
Remember the “Boycott China” circus? people roared about rejecting Chinese goods while still lighting Chinese fairy lights during diwali and scrolling TikTok knockoffs. Traders just hid the labels, and indians kept buying. Now, tamil Nadu hoteliers are trying to copy-paste that same hypocrisy — except this time they’re the only ones burning their own profits.
5. The Great Turkish Joke
We still brag about boycotting Turkish Delights. But who even eats Turkish sweets in Madurai? That boycott is about as useful as banning snow shovels in Chennai. Yet, our hoteliers are flexing like they’ve struck a mighty blow against the Ottoman Empire.
6. Trusting Trump’s Mood Swings? Really?
Depending on Trump’s mood is like depending on chennai weather forecasts — totally unpredictable and mostly wrong. He might wake up tomorrow, tweet a cat meme, and cancel the tariffs. Meanwhile, tamil Nadu hotels have already dumped their Pepsi stock and congratulated themselves for a battle only they lost.
Final Takeaway: Nationalism on Sale, Brains Out of Stock
This boycott is the equivalent of slapping yourself to teach your neighbor a lesson. tamil Nadu hoteliers wanted to play heroes on the world stage but ended up as clowns in their own circus. America didn’t notice. trump didn’t care. And the only real losers are tamil businesses.
Nationalism is sweet, but when served with extra foolishness, it tastes exactly like this boycott — bitter, pointless, and laughably dumb.
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